Sunday, May 11, 2008

My Mom Is A Googled Poem

My mom is in heaven
My mom is amazing
My mom is my blog's only reader

My mom is nuts
My mom is really cool
My mom is going to freak

My mom is working in the federal agency
My mom is letting me get another pet
My mom is a dragon

My mom is crazy
My mom is a teacher
My mom is hot.

(I Googled "My Mom Is" and these are the results. I didn't know how to end it, but the next line would have been "My mom is really sick." I didn't want to add that in, so I stopped at "My mom is hot" which I almost took out as well--for obvious reasons-- but what the heck, I'll leave it in. You're welcome, moms. Happy Mother's Day!)


Barbara Bruederlin said...

That's fantastic! It actually is really rather poetic on its own terms. Who would have thought such treasures were to be found in google.

John Mutford said...

Barbara: Yeah, I liked this one. The results for "My mother is" and "My mommy is" weren't nearly as productive.