Monday, December 15, 2008

Reader's Diary #423- Stuart McLean: Dave Cooks The Turkey

Short Story Monday
I'm making it a tradition to break tradition here at the Book Mine Set. Most Short Story Mondays I've made it sort of my rule to feature only short stories that are available for free online. However, last December I broke that rule to feature Stuart McLean's "Polly Anderson's Christmas Party." This year I've decided to feature another of McLean's Christmas stories, once again not available anywhere for free as far as I can find. Like the aforementioned story, it is available for purchase at Zunior.com. Last year I remarked that it was a "mere $4.88." Perhaps it's a sign of the recession, but this year that price seems a bit pricey to me. I know at 26:19 it's longer than a typical song mp3, but come on, we're more likely to listen to a song many more times than a short story, and I think the market standard of $0.99 would have been much more reasonable.

Now that I'm good and cranky, let's review a story, shall we?

Last year a few a people remarked that they preferred "Polly Anderson's Christmas Party" to "Dave Cooks The Turkey" even though it's the latter that apparently gets the most airplay. Still, I hadn't heard "Dave Cooks The Turkey" until now. Since it seems inevitable not to compare the two, I'll begin by saying that I, too, prefer "Polly Anderson's Christmas Party" to this one.
First off, McLean's delivery seems a little rushed on this one. Also, since I'm not a huge follower of his stories, I don't know much about Dave and Morley, the heroes of McLean's stories. This time around I got more of a sense of them as characters, and I didn't find them as likable. McLean seems to push the tired "men versus women" angle (Dave's the domestically challenged dud, Morley's the high-strung, overworked wife). While it no doubt resonates with many people, it doesn't so much with me, and I find the stereotype a little annoying.

All that aside, the story isn't without chuckles. McLean seems very adept at setting up situations that become increasingly farcical as the story progresses. While listeners could probably predict the outcome from a mile away, it doesn't diminish the enjoyment at all. In fact, the anticipation of trouble held my interest more than anything else.

In this story, Dave, as the title declares, is in charge of cooking the Christmas turkey. The pressure is on come Christmas Eve when Dave realizes that he hadn't even remembered to buy one, let alone defrost it. The humour, of course, lies in his inventiveness and the pseudo-suspense of whether or not he'll pull it off without getting caught.

10 comments:

Chris said...

Call me cheap but that's a bit steep for 1 story.

raidergirl3 said...

I bought the hard copy book, but I'm sure I wouldn't pay more than $5 for it. Mark down table at indigo? discount aisle online at chpaters?

Is it not available as a free podcast at iTunes? I know I have it on my iPod, and I certainly haven't paid for it or gotten illegally.

I must find Polly Anderson's Christmas Party because I found the Cooks the Turkey to be quite amusing. Dave is so stupid, like George on Seinfeld, but with better intentions. He mostly tries, just ineptly.

melanie said...

I think my favourite is, "Dave Raises the Christmas Turkey" however, I haven't heard Polly Anderson's Christmas Party. I'm subscribed to Vinyl Cafe on iTunes and they have already aired "Dave Raises the Christmas Turkey" again this year so there is a good chance "Dave Cooks the Christmas Turkey" is coming - for free. :)

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I actually prefer Polly Anderson's Christmas Party as well. I think I have just heard Dave Cooks the Turkey a few hundred too many times.

splummer said...

Hi!
I don't know where to post my books I have done for the 2nd Canadian Book Challenge. Sorry if I am putting it in the wrong place. I have finished #2 of 13. The Book of Ruth by Jane Hamilton. You can see it here:
JUST BOOKS: THE BOOK OF RUTH

Sherrie

John Mutford said...

Chris: Agreed!

Raidergirl: I could only find the album on iTunes, and the tracks are available by "album only" which costs a whopping 19.99 for just 7 tracks.

Melanie: I hope so.

Barbara: You were one from last year that I was refering to.

Splummer: Here works!

raidergirl3 said...

On itunes, I clicked 'podcast', then 'CBC', then Vinyl Cafe, then there are 4 available for free download, including Dave cooks and Raises the Christmas Turkey.
good luck!

John Mutford said...

Raidergirl: When I checked last week, "Dave Raises The Turkey" was there but not "Cooks The Turkey." But they just added it today. It's a Christmas miracle! (Thanks for the heads up.)

I hope Mr. McLean appreciates the 4 bucks I gave him last week.

raidergirl3 said...

I think that would be a Festivus Miracle.

John Mutford said...

Raidergirl: It's time for the Airing of Grievances!