Sunday, June 21, 2009

My Dad Is A Googled Poem

My dad is better than your dad
My dad is dead
My dad is my hero
My dad is in the hospital as I write this
My dad is an honest, hard-working man who raised his kids right
My dad is the boss
My dad is a fob
My dad is 100 years old
My dad is the best dad in the world
My dad is a dinosaur
My dad is a math teacher
My dad is the Easter Bunny
My dad is great
My dad is really awesome
My dad is not an idiot

(Last year I Googled "My mom is" and posted the results for Mother's Day. I forgot to do it again for Father's Day. So, finally, here it is. I'm surprised not to find "my dad is getting a Canadian Tire gift card," but I guess that proves you're all better sons/daughters than I am. In any case, happy Father's Day!)


claire said...

Love it! Canadian Tire gift card.. lol. My husband would love that.

John Mutford said...

Claire: It's the perfect gift for the man who doesn't have everything, but only he knows what he's missing.

Allison said...

Ha! My dad is a fob. Nice.

Happy Father's Day to you!

Dale said...

My Dad got a book but probably would have preferred a Canadian Tire gift card!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I guess you didn't run into that song "My dad is a f-ing alcoholic" in your google search. Just as well, as that sets a poor tone.

Happy Father's Day!

John Mutford said...

Allison: I had to click on the link for that one just to find out what the heck a "fob" is.

Dale: My dad got a book from me for his birthday last month, so this time I figured I had to give in and give him what he really wanted.

Barbara: No, didn't come across that one. I wonder if they also do the holiday favourite, "Daddy, please don't get drunk this Christmas."

Teddy Rose said...

How about My dad got Canadian Tire money? LOL!